The Republic of Moist republik is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by chloe with an even hand, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, digital currency, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 2.062 billion Moist republikians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of soup city. The average income tax rate is 76.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Moist republikian economy, worth 232 trillion bitdollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 112,926 bitdollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The police go to great efforts to seize contraband favored by politicians on the police oversight committee, the police are tightening their grip on alcohol smugglers, one tree's worth of paperwork accompanies each imported log of timber, and the government tries to improve relations with hostile countries by sending gift baskets. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Moist republik's national animal is the felus cattus maximus, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is atheism.

Moist republik is ranked 12,807^th in the world and 249^th in Europe for Most Beautiful Environments, with 1,363.98 pounds of wildlife per square mile.